Re: Game Which is Unexplainably Known As "Glorious Food"

Masquerade Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:20 am

His mom didn't approve of these movies and grounded him from...

Nostariel Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:39 pm

them; but since he was already grounded, being a mushroom, it didn't make much difference.

Masquerade Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:07 pm

*dies laughing* that was good

He snacked on flaming hot cheetos as he tried to think of something else to do...

Nostariel Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:06 pm

as he guzzled root beer; just then, a passing truck dumped a stuffed mushroom appetizer right next to him.

Masquerade Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:41 am

George was incredibly freaked out by this until the mushroom said "Man, I'm never eating that much again."

Nostariel Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:35 pm

Just then a professional chef, intent on making some wild mushroom gravy (in spite of the health hazard posed by eating wild mushrooms), came down the road.

Masquerade Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:22 am

George quickly grabbed the mushroom and jumped under a bridge to hide from the chef, suddenly...

Nostariel Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:06 pm

...the chef blew a whistle, and the mushrooms froze in terror as a sinister cow waddled up.

Mewsie Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:31 pm

the cow was then abducted by a flying-saucer-ship from the Galactica, making the mushrooms...

Nostariel Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:47 am

squeak in amazement.

Masquerade Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:03 pm

The cow was trained, like many pigs, to follow the scent of mushrooms...

Nostariel Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:23 am

So George and the other mushroom, whose name turned out to be Archie, were forced to run through the countryside chased by the vicious cow.

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